Monday, November 3, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Eric The Actor Real Doll
Fuck, That. I'm not going to sit back in my pimp ass wheel chair and "stand" for this. Not for a fiddle playing second. I will say this once and once only, fat fucks: No Eric The Acting Real Doll. This shit is getting ridiculous. If for one second I see a redneck loser violating a doll that looks like me, there will many people who know what to do, doing what they intuitively do. Knowing what needs to be done is something that the legions of mass controlled sheeple that call me ACTOR call instinct, jackasses. Johnny has my back in this, I will sue you if you create a life-sized acting puppet/doll that fits snugly on a woman's hand, that will be used to stuff cocks.

That said, I'd like to cast my vote for a Lisa G Real Doll. I would also like to propose a bit where I hump said Lisa G doll, like I do my bed every second I'm not showing off on my fantastic web cam.
btw
If I was normal sized, I would have stabbed Artie when I met him recently. Choke on beef, you bloated junkie.
Bye For Now!
That said, I'd like to cast my vote for a Lisa G Real Doll. I would also like to propose a bit where I hump said Lisa G doll, like I do my bed every second I'm not showing off on my fantastic web cam.
btw
If I was normal sized, I would have stabbed Artie when I met him recently. Choke on beef, you bloated junkie.
Bye For Now!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
When is the last time your nose itched?
Enough, Wrongford. You're wrong once again. In fact, It's obvious you're a jackass Canadian-Jew-lover that planted false evidence in an attempt to make your usually weak reports awesome. You know Howard loves me and he gets the highest ratings when I call in or If I am mentioned in any way. You are also aware of the fact that the ratings take a major dive whenever your weird Canadian-accented voice is broadcast.
"Idea!" says Wrongford in a very Canadian fashion, "I'll use Eric The Actor's awesome on-air prowess to get some good air time to impress the all mighty HOWARD."
He then has a few a-holes call in to Howard 100, then he goes live with bullshit fuckin lies about me picking my nose on camera.
Hey Wrongcanuk, When is the last time your nose itched, jackass? I would never pick my frickin nose on my awesome webcam, douche-turd Langford! My hands are all twisted and claw like. Its hard to tell what they are doing at times because they bend at unnatural angles. I was simply giving my best shot at itching my nose. A hard task, considering the unfortunate shape of my hands, but in the end I always manage. Not before accidentally slipping my fingers into my mouth, though. Langford(wrongford) says I slipped a juicy nostril nugget in my mouth, chewed, displayed an expression of pure enjoyment, smiled a bit and then licked my chops. Its not true. It was an itch.
Steve Langford is a slinger of Canadian lies and must be stopped. You all know what needs to be done.
Bye for now!
"Idea!" says Wrongford in a very Canadian fashion, "I'll use Eric The Actor's awesome on-air prowess to get some good air time to impress the all mighty HOWARD."
He then has a few a-holes call in to Howard 100, then he goes live with bullshit fuckin lies about me picking my nose on camera.
Hey Wrongcanuk, When is the last time your nose itched, jackass? I would never pick my frickin nose on my awesome webcam, douche-turd Langford! My hands are all twisted and claw like. Its hard to tell what they are doing at times because they bend at unnatural angles. I was simply giving my best shot at itching my nose. A hard task, considering the unfortunate shape of my hands, but in the end I always manage. Not before accidentally slipping my fingers into my mouth, though. Langford(wrongford) says I slipped a juicy nostril nugget in my mouth, chewed, displayed an expression of pure enjoyment, smiled a bit and then licked my chops. Its not true. It was an itch.
Steve Langford is a slinger of Canadian lies and must be stopped. You all know what needs to be done.
Bye for now!
Sunday, August 3, 2008
The truth about the "balloons" incident
Ok. This has been weighing heavy on my mind as of late. I want to reveal to everyone reading my official blog the real reason I refused to fly with balloons ... Birds. Need I say more?
Of course I do. Most people that view my webcam or enter my chat room are moronic, so why should I think any different about you, oh jackassian reader?
Now I shall explain. Birds have sharp beaks capable of puncturing simple rubber, jackasses. If I were flying high, and some cock-eyed pelican came blundering through my air space at a sufficient speed, I could end up looking like a haggard hot-pocket some kid dropped on the sidewalk.
Looks like it's one more for the guy in the chair.
Additionally, a bird once dropped me on a rock.
This is the reason I have such a strange speech, pattern.
To sum it all up, jew Howard is a fat ass for trying to make me fly with balloons. Make the fat ass Artie tie a couple of hot air balloons to his neck and see if he can "fly with balloons", jackasses.
Robin is also ballooning up again, cackling bitch.
Bye for now! :)
Of course I do. Most people that view my webcam or enter my chat room are moronic, so why should I think any different about you, oh jackassian reader?
Now I shall explain. Birds have sharp beaks capable of puncturing simple rubber, jackasses. If I were flying high, and some cock-eyed pelican came blundering through my air space at a sufficient speed, I could end up looking like a haggard hot-pocket some kid dropped on the sidewalk.
Looks like it's one more for the guy in the chair.
Additionally, a bird once dropped me on a rock.
This is the reason I have such a strange speech, pattern.
To sum it all up, jew Howard is a fat ass for trying to make me fly with balloons. Make the fat ass Artie tie a couple of hot air balloons to his neck and see if he can "fly with balloons", jackasses.
Robin is also ballooning up again, cackling bitch.
Bye for now! :)
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Im here
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